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Give newly single Wicked relationship/dating advice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by wickedwritah, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

    Nah, it should give you enough ammo that the only reason I was even out front and talking with her was because I had left the pub to answer the call of a 15-year-old — at 75-cent per minute roaming charges.
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    CR, my idol.
  3. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    hookers and smack
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ask Modaho for his bookmarks, buy an industrial-sized tub of hand lotion and fun will ensue.
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    So on with the boots, back out in the snow
    To the only all-night grocery,
    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

    "I'm spending this one alone," he said.
    "Need a break; this year's been crazy."
    I said, "Me too, but why are you?
    You mean you forgot cranberries too?"
  6. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    When you're sitting at TGI Friday's with a girl on a third date wondering where the hell it's going, remember, God ain't gonna stop making pussy any time soon.
  7. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Don't put pussy on a pedestal.
  8. Far too late for that.
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