Give newly single Wicked relationship/dating advice

Nah, it should give you enough ammo that the only reason I was even out front and talking with her was because I had left the pub to answer the call of a 15-year-old — at 75-cent per minute roaming charges.

 

CR, my idol.

 

hookers and smack

 

Ask Modaho for his bookmarks, buy an industrial-sized tub of hand lotion and fun will ensue.

 

Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

 

When you're sitting at TGI Friday's with a girl on a third date wondering where the hell it's going, remember, God ain't gonna stop making pussy any time soon.

 

Don't put pussy on a pedestal.

 

Far too late for that.