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Give newly single Wicked relationship/dating advice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by wickedwritah, Dec 9, 2006.

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  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    What about coaches? Have any lovely, single female coaches in your area? Conflicts of interest be damned.
     
    Clever username, Dec 9, 2006
    #37
  2. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Understand -- best of luck to you.

    And, BTW, I still recommend taking the money you spent/would have spent on the s.o. and getting yourself a lap dance at a really, really good strip joint.
     
    Freelance Hack, Dec 9, 2006
    #38
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice


    Or cheerleaders. Check MySpace.
     
    PeteyPirate, Dec 9, 2006
    #39
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    I'm happy for you, Spup.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Dec 9, 2006
    #40
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Wicked, what you need to do is get a side job that lets you sing at weddings. Then when you get on the mic you can woo all the single, horny, desperate to get married women there with your words, and maybe shake your hips a bit too. A bunch of good 80's songs seems to really get them going, so learn the words to some Def Leppard or something. Then, about two hours into the open bar you'll have your pick.

    Or, where I think you live you should just be able to go to some bar, look around for someone who looks like she's ready to go, ignore the Marlboros she's exhaling, and buy her a shots of Jack.

    And Freelance's idea ain't bad either.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Dec 9, 2006
    #41
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Visit your bookmarks and bring this along:

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    dooley_womack1, Dec 9, 2006
    #42
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Join a co-ed slo-pitch league. The girls are usually drunk and easy.
     
    Flash, Dec 9, 2006
    #43
  8. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Now THAT was a lobbed softball. ;)
     
    spup1122, Dec 9, 2006
    #44
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    I am perfectly comfortable with who I am and what I do. :p
     
    Flash, Dec 9, 2006
    #45
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    Fixed.
     
    Chi City 81, Dec 9, 2006
    #46
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    LOL! That would be awesome if I was getting any ... oh wait, hey wicked, how you doin'?
     
    Flash, Dec 9, 2006
    #47
  12. Cristiano_Ronaldo

    Cristiano_Ronaldo Member

    Re: Give newly single Wicked relationship advice

    I know a lot of my friends get plenty of Facebook ass, but I'd NEVER advocate Internet dating. No personal personality profile can match the vibe you get from meeting a cool woman and that spark that flies when things are clicking.

    My advice is to just get out. The more you sit at home, the worse off it gets. Make sure you stay active and continue with your life.
     
    Cristiano_Ronaldo, Dec 9, 2006
    #48
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