Give me a winner!

Stupid Davidson shouldn't have been playing at 2 p.m.! Me and my itchy trigger finger.

 

They won by 10? Hopefully there wasn't a last-second 3 to send you packing.

 

Nah, that was their biggest lead.

 

Friday's MegaMillions drawing is for $267 million
Saturday's Powerball drawing is for $105 million
Close the account and invest in lottery tickets (and if you win the jackpot give me my 1% fee for the tip)

 

Damn, if Davidson woulda covered, I woulda done that. Wouldn't that have been the greatest parlay of all time? Find $18 left from a year ago in your offshore account. Double up three times in a row, then buy $120 worth of Mega Millions tix, turn it into $267 mil.

 

Actually wouldn't the greatest parlay of all time be winning both the Powerball and the MegaMillions this weekend? Suh-weet.

 

10:00p

USC +3½ (-115)

Washington -3½ (-105)

 

As usual, D_B chimes in right on time.