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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Gutter, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Maybe he shat his pants and was embarrassed.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    What's wrong with it? Boys wear sandals in Middle Eastern countries all the time...I think America's ready for it.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  3. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    At least she doesn't have Kate Upton's muffin top. -- TigerVols.
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    That's probably true. You can't go anal finger-play on a 15-year-old.
  5. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    Barry Manilow fans everywhere are waiting with pitchforks. ;)
  6. BurnsWhenIPee

    BurnsWhenIPee Well-Known Member

    I can see the little one saying, "If y'all look real close, you can see my momma's cooter. I can't wait for me to get old enough to show y'all my cooter, too!"

    The shitty thing is that, on average, a kid has probably a 75 percent (round figure and arguable) to turn out to be a normal and productive member of society. Just by looking at this picture, and adding in the *blowing a 15-year-old* factor, the chances for these kids drops to about 5 percent, tops.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  7. SportsGuyBCK

    SportsGuyBCK Active Member

    This kid (allegedly) hit the trifecta -- MILF, trophy wife and ex-NFL cheerleader! :)
  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    And then messed with her head with the ol' I-guess-you-can-blow-me-but-you're-not-quite-hot-enough-to-fuck power move. Kid's got it all figured out.
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Maybe the kid was a fan of Patrick Ewing:

    "The girls danced, started fondling me, I got aroused, they performed oral sex," Ewing said. "I hung around a little bit and talked to them, then I left."
  10. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Thanks for all the chuckles, fellas.:)
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    What's wrong with this kid. He was being waved home and stopped at 3rd.

  12. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Her son pimped her out. Nice.
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