"Give me a D! Give me a ... "

Maybe he shat his pants and was embarrassed.

 

What's wrong with it? Boys wear sandals in Middle Eastern countries all the time...I think America's ready for it.

 

At least she doesn't have Kate Upton's muffin top. -- TigerVols.

 

That's probably true. You can't go anal finger-play on a 15-year-old.

 

Barry Manilow fans everywhere are waiting with pitchforks.

 

I can see the little one saying, "If y'all look real close, you can see my momma's cooter. I can't wait for me to get old enough to show y'all my cooter, too!"

The shitty thing is that, on average, a kid has probably a 75 percent (round figure and arguable) to turn out to be a normal and productive member of society. Just by looking at this picture, and adding in the *blowing a 15-year-old* factor, the chances for these kids drops to about 5 percent, tops.

 

This kid (allegedly) hit the trifecta -- MILF, trophy wife and ex-NFL cheerleader!

 

And then messed with her head with the ol' I-guess-you-can-blow-me-but-you're-not-quite-hot-enough-to-fuck power move. Kid's got it all figured out.

 

Maybe the kid was a fan of Patrick Ewing:


"The girls danced, started fondling me, I got aroused, they performed oral sex," Ewing said. "I hung around a little bit and talked to them, then I left."

 

Thanks for all the chuckles, fellas.

 

What's wrong with this kid. He was being waved home and stopped at 3rd.

http://deadspin.com/molly-shattuck-allowed-teen-to-touch-her-vagina-with-p-1655464280?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

Her son pimped her out. Nice.