"Give me a D! Give me a ... "

Doesn't qualify for the Poin files... Former Ravens cheerleader & 15-year-old boy she met through Instagram.

http://deadspin.com/former-nfl-cheerleader-allegedly-raped-15-year-old-she-1654919850

 

Young cock nevermore.

 

A 5 ... maybe. : :

 

Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog

Wow. That's a new one.

 

She's no Lena Dunham

 

"M" is for Molly, "M" is for MILF

 

Yeah, that's totally normal.

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Wait, now we're ripping 47-year-olds for staying in smokin-hot shape?

BTW, if you're not alluding to a 47-year-old's smokin-hot body, disregard the post.

 

Husband was a finalist for Goodell's job: http://deadspin.com/190906/could-this-be-the-nfls-first-lady

 

Holy fuck. This is THE Molly Shattuck, guys. This is the Molly Shattuck that was celebrated far and wide for being the oldest cheerleader in the NFL.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2005-08-28/news/0508280109_1_molly-shattuck-ravens-cheerleader

Waiting in line at the registration table at the Downtown Athletic Center, she tried not to worry about being recognized, or to picture her husband schlepping diaper bags, or to obsess over crows'-feet or cellulite or - worst of all - to look down at her spandex shorts.

In the mirror at home they had seemed almost risque, but now, as she examined the other would-be Baltimore Ravens stunt girls and dancers, she could see that her pair was old-fashioned - and twice as long as they should be.

An 18-year-old standing nearby was also giving them a long, appraising stare.

After a moment, she said:

"I'm going to wear my booty shorts. You can wear my hot pants."

These were among the kindest words the woman had heard in her 38 years.


She is the trophy wife piece-of-ass of an energy-company executive who is either a part-owner or a big sponsor of the Ravens.

http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/2011/12/the-unsinkable-molly-shattuck

 

Now the story has gotten fun.

 

I may be getting old, but how you look at that picture in post #5 and don't give her a 6 is beyond me.