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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Gutter, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Doesn't qualify for the Poin files... Former Ravens cheerleader & 15-year-old boy she met through Instagram.


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  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Young cock nevermore.
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    A 5 ... maybe. ::) ::)
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog

    Wow. That's a new one.
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    She's no Lena Dunham
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member


    "M" is for Molly, "M" is for MILF
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  7. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that's totally normal.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Wait, now we're ripping 47-year-olds for staying in smokin-hot shape?

    BTW, if you're not alluding to a 47-year-old's smokin-hot body, disregard the post.
  9. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Husband was a finalist for Goodell's job: http://deadspin.com/190906/could-this-be-the-nfls-first-lady
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Holy fuck. This is THE Molly Shattuck, guys. This is the Molly Shattuck that was celebrated far and wide for being the oldest cheerleader in the NFL.


    Waiting in line at the registration table at the Downtown Athletic Center, she tried not to worry about being recognized, or to picture her husband schlepping diaper bags, or to obsess over crows'-feet or cellulite or - worst of all - to look down at her spandex shorts.

    In the mirror at home they had seemed almost risque, but now, as she examined the other would-be Baltimore Ravens stunt girls and dancers, she could see that her pair was old-fashioned - and twice as long as they should be.

    An 18-year-old standing nearby was also giving them a long, appraising stare.

    After a moment, she said:

    "I'm going to wear my booty shorts. You can wear my hot pants."

    These were among the kindest words the woman had heard in her 38 years.

    She is the trophy wife piece-of-ass of an energy-company executive who is either a part-owner or a big sponsor of the Ravens.

  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Now the story has gotten fun.
  12. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I may be getting old, but how you look at that picture in post #5 and don't give her a 6 is beyond me.
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