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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    But, teach a man to fish and God will fry his manhood.

    From: http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/local/taitung/2008/04/17/152323/Taitung-angler%27s.htm
     
    Oggiedoggie, Apr 23, 2008
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  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Chen Ming-wen?

    What are the chances this causes an unintended panic amongst Yankee fans?
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 23, 2008
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  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Getting your genitals struck by lightning really isn't as bad as it sounds.
     
    Ace, Apr 23, 2008
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  4. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    "Doctors said that Chen had some 20 percent of his body burnt, and remained conscious, adding that they would conduct further examinations to see if Chen's sex ability is undermined or not. "

    The last thought holds so much promise...
     
    Norman Stansfield, Apr 23, 2008
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  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Probably had a hell of a climax.
     
    old_tony, Apr 23, 2008
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  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I would imagine he described it as "electrifying."
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Apr 23, 2008
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  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    "Doc, my balls just got struck by lightning. Will I ever be able to have an erection for more than 7 seconds?"

    "I don't see why not."

    "Sweet! I never could before!"
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Apr 23, 2008
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  8. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Nice.
     
    fishwrapper, Apr 23, 2008
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  9. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    A generation of piano players rejoice as the burden of an old joke is lifted from them.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Apr 23, 2008
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  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    OK, be honest, how many of you removed your cock piercing upon reading this?
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Apr 23, 2008
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