Girardi helps crash victim after World Series celebration

Lyman Bostock offered her a ride to Gary.

 

This thread is fucking awesome.

 

Donte Stallworth stopped and told her she wasn't trying hard enough.

 

Len Dystrka stopped by and gave her a band aid. "see this band aid? It's made from imported Bolivian silk. Cost $5,000 apiece. It's your's brah. I buy nothing bu....hold on. *click* Hello, yeah....yeah.....yeah, I know, I know. Look, as soon as I sell the Gretzgy house I'll......hello? Hello?."

 

Awesome.

 

Joe Morgan asked her why she was clogging up the freeway.

 

Joe Morgan said back when he was playing people who hit walls died, they didn't live like failures would.

 

Steve Blass tossed her a cell phone but it flew into the woods.

Fortunately, Rick Ankiel found it. Too bad his throw hit Steve and broke the thing.

 

And when she tossed him a phone to call an ambulance, Steve Bartman slapped it out of the way.


[Edit: Yes, I changed it]

 

Mark Mangino was going to stop, but the woman wasn't in an all-you can eat buffet parking lot, so he kept going.

 

Billy Beane came by and told her she would have been better off if she walked.