Getting Off

You both also talk in third person way too much.

 

Dear Trey Beamon: Thanks for buying my video and proving I am demonstrably and provably better than John Basedow. He's so gay. Provably and demonstrably gay. I'm a completely hetero stud. Every day, I fuck a virgin with 36DDDs on her 18th birthday. Then I go home and work out for 18 hours--NATURALLY AND WITHOUT STEROIDAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!!! Then I spend four hours applying acne medicine to my back. One time I sucked a guy's dick but that was just to prove I can do anything. It meant nothing. Me and Rokski have proved the writers who busted Barry Bonds are on steroids. Go to Youtube.com to check it out. Thanks again for your support. Once again: I am straight and I fuck girls. Your pal, JDV.

 

You got one, too? You'd think he'd at least be original.

 

I feel ripped off. My photo just had the word SCOREBOARD written on it.

 

you mean the one JDV keeps in his house for all his ladies?