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Getting a kick out of life, literally.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by boots, May 28, 2007.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    GUELPH, Ontario — Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.
    Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women reported injuries.
    Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said Monday the man’s request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.
    “That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That’s what we’re trying to determine,” Welsh said.
     
  2. JR

    JR Active Member

    Re: Getting a kick out of life, litterally.

    Can you fix the spelling mistake in your title thread please.

    It's Guelph, a city that's smack dab in the middle of rural Ontario.

    Probably cows kicked him in the nuts when he was a kid and he got to enjoy it.
     
  3. boots

    boots New Member

    Re: Getting a kick out of life, litterally.

    The city is spelled correctly.
     
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Re: Getting a kick out of life, litterally.

    Just one "t" in "literally."

    The Guelph reference was probably just substantiating the behavior.
     
  5. JR

    JR Active Member

    Re: Getting a kick out of life, litterally.

    Thank you.

    They used to refer to The University of Guelph as "Moo U".
     
  6. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Re: Getting a kick out of life, litterally.

    For you Beavis and Butthead fans...

    "KICK ME IN THE JIMMY...."

    "Uhhh, what?"

    "I SAID DO IT!"
     
  7. boots

    boots New Member

    I did a lot of things as a kid. Getting kicked in the nuts wasn't one of them.
     
  8. Must not have had any sisters. I had three. All older. Piss them off and gonads were target No. 1.
     
  9. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Probably just a fetish.

    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=200894

    (No NSFW pics, but content of advice column is a tad...risque)
     
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I never nailed either of my brothers in the nuts. They are sweet perfect gentlemen.
     
  11. So it was all my fault? Thanks, SC.
     
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