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Get your best Cracker Barrel jokes ready

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Rules of Golf, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    Or took a bad beat on the checkers. Or got his overalls pinched on the rocking chairs. Or they were out of peanut brittle.

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    They don't much cotton to homersexuralism in the outhouses there, either.
  3. He probably didn't get a breakfast menu.
  4. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    Or found something fishy in the chicken fried steak gravy.

  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    They must've run out of horehound candy canes.
  6. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    The sweet tea wasn't sweet enough.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Uncle Hershel's Favorite Breakfast had something special from Uncle Hershel in it.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It was an intern trying to avoid a 7:30 a.m. meeting before a state tournament... [alaSportsJournalists.com joke]
  9. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Someone told me they boycotted Cracker Barrel because of anti-homo whatever, but didn't elaborate.

    What's the deal?
  10. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I've laughed about that one for years. Well-done!
  11. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Back in '91, their policy to fire gay and lesbian employees regardless of their work performance came, shall we say, out of the closet. They pinkslipped about a dozen employees because of it.
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