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Get the penicillin ready: Rock of Love 3 is happening

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If Bret Michaels can't find true love on a reality show stocked with strippers and porn stars, what hope do mere mortals have of finding it?

  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Good Lord.

    They're doing it on a tour bus?

  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This will not end well... or healthy
  4. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    "Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test."

    Penicillin indeed.
  5. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    A friend of a friend is a roadie for Bret Michaels. This show is, how you say, fake. I know, you're not surprised. But he's had a woman for years. Vh1 is just supporting an aging, balding, over-sexed former rock star's hopes and wishes.
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

  7. "Whatever dude. Bret Michaels doesn't need any extra publicity or money! Bret Michaels is doing fine! Bret Michaels is just as awesome, popular and relevant as he was in 1986!"

    - Riki Rachtman
  8. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    Who the fuck is Riki Rachtman?
  9. Riki Rachtman is the loser former host of Headbangers Ball who hosts the reunion show for Rock of Love every season. He got real defensive once when one of the ladies had the temerity to suggest Bret was doing the show to boost his sagging career.
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    First episode. Someone drank a shot out of another woman's lower region, another puked and then began macking with Michaels, fights, and the best line:

    "I'm a Penthouse centerfold and I'm the classiest one here."
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yeah, the shot was pretty amazing... I'll never look at a test tube the same way
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I heard that the first year it was on, just like Tia Tequila is neither bisexual nor single.

    I find Bret's insistence on wearing a hat and a bandanna to be dorky beyond compare.
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