Get me caught up

You've got to get out more.

 

sleeped?

 

i used capital letters

 

Did you see anybody on the bridge from Fort Myers holding a burlap sack and 2-3 bricks?

 

Yeah. It would have been "slept," but I sprawled across the bed with my mouth open.

 

fmf or mfm?

 

You kiddin'? Like about every 100 yards...

 

I'm sure it's good, but you gotta translate.

 

I believe he is implying that you engaged in the sexual activity commonly referred to by the rapscallion youth of our time as "sixty-nine".

 

Nope. Referring to a threesome.

 

Then why is his mouth open?

 

If you Google "proveaby hot," you get two SportsJournalists.com hits. Contributing to cyber-culture, one short-lived catchphrase at a time.

This website's ripple effects into the rest of the cultural diaspora are difficult to evaluate.

Last night I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to have SportsJournalists.com sex.

GF: What's that?
WI: Well, I do you in the ass.
GF: Eww! That's not your style, Irish.
WI: I know, but just hear me out. I lube up my tool with toothpaste.
GF: What kind of toothpaste?
WI: Um, not sure, I'll have to go check the Angola! thread.
GF: What?
WI: Um, let's use the gel kind.
GF: I'm not convinced.
WI: Well, I only plug away for about 8 seconds.
GF: And then what?
WI: Um...I finish on your grille?
GF: You bastard!
WI: Honey, don't get upset! I meant "grille" with an "e!" We're speaking, so you couldn't read the silent "e" at the end of "grille!"
GF: So you bone me in the pooper with a minty gel dick for eight seconds, then you jack off onto my barbecue grille? What does this have to do with sports or journalism?
WI: Oh honey, forget it. Let's just deep-mouth kiss and cuddle. I love you. Plus, you're proveaby hot, demonstrably hot.
GF: What?
WI: Scoreboard!
GF: What?
WI: Fetch me a beer, newb.
GF: What?
WI: Um...never mind. Can I get you a beer, honey?
GF: I don't think I like that website you always talk about.