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Get me caught up

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by shotglass, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I left for Sanibel Island, Fla., last Friday. Turns out I had no Internet access until I hit the airports on the way home.

    Who had a good, juicy fight? Who got married? Who plagiarized? Why couldn't I get on this morning? Why does the Atlanta airport only allow you on their Web site? Is there any thread I should particularly be interested in?
  2. DyePack was unbanned.

    Just kidding.
  3. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Heh-heh. ;)
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Don't listen to Ellis. DyePack is still banished to some island somewhere.
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I got engaged, married, impregnated my sister-in-law, had an annullment, turned gay, started using heroin, sold my car to buy heroin, turned straight again, banged the publisher's 18-year-old (at least that's what she said) daughter on his desk and caught up on laundry.
  6. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    JDV had sex with 328 chicks.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Whatever. Spraying Febreeze on your dirty shirts does not qualify as doing laundry.
  8. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Proveaby, demonstrably chicks.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Good for you, clever. I can't never find time for the laundry.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Ellis Island, actually.
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Hey, it was Spray and Wash under the hose on the kitchen sink.

    Foam and water = semblance of cleanliness.
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    And to think I just ate, drank and sleeped a lot...
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