Get hold of yourselves boys: Winnie is in Maxim

Your photo didn't work, but she would be my human answer, too.

 

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Jaclyn Smith.

From the "close enough to my age" category, Valerie Bertinelli.

 

She's on my list of five NOW. But not back then.

 

Angie Dickinson as Irony Police Woman. Rawr.

 

Your first crush was on a 40-year-old? Did you have mommy issues?

 

Admiring a hot woman is no issue at any point.

 

It's funny because my 6-year-old is quite smitten with Bridgit Mendler, the star of Good Luck Charlie. I told my wife. "I just want to point out that my first celebrity crush was totally age appropriate, since the lovely Miss Milano is merely a year older than I am...

 

That also means it took you until you were 11 to develop a celebrity crush. Your son is ahead of the game. What 6-year-olds do you want him to like?

That said, you had good taste. You pulled off the rare crush-for-life. This photo was taken last month:

 

Well, technically, I was 10, but point taken...

I did kind of like Nancy McKeon, but it was nowhere close to sweet, sweet Samantha Miceli...

I have no problem with my oldest's taste... I just think it's funny...

 

Debra Winger.

Vivien Leigh, but only as Scarlett O'Hara.

And OK . . . Princess Leia in the space bikini.

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Mine was probably Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady). I would have been five or six at the time.