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Germany set to ban bestiality

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by The Big Ragu, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And you can't poke a lizard in the gizzard.
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Zeta party
     
  3. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Wait... Germany has EROTIC ZOOS?

    http://www.inquisitr.com/413892/erotic-zoos-force-germany-to-revisit-bestiality-laws/

    Agriculture Minister Ilse Aigner is looking to reinstate the bestiality laws that have been off the books since the late 60s. The popularity of these so-called erotic zoos have forced the country to consider criminalizing sexual acts with animals.

    Since the aforementioned zoos allow people to “abuse animals ranging from llamas to goats” for a fee, the bestiality laws would crack down on anyone who essentially pimps these creatures out to a third party.


    What the hell, are the llamas walking around in negligee?
     
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Holy shit. Fucking animals at the zoo? The Germans have some 'splaining to do.
     
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Can you teabag the Tigers over there?
     
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Totally explains Zigfried and Roy
     
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member


    Still another reason to never set foot in that country.
     
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    "Bring me ze fraulion!"
     
  9. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Eh. I've been to Germany twice in the last 5 years, and managed to escape both times without fucking a llama.
     
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    It certainly puts a different context on this Scorpions song.

     
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    I bet the 2 hump camels are really popular.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Oh well, there goes the neighborhood.... I guess this makes all the little Nazi animals safe again.
     
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