George Zimmerman to fight DMX on Pay-Per-View

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/george-zimmerman-dmx-fight-celebrity-boxing-match-article-1.1602895

Yep, this is real life. Unconfirmed, I'm saying there's no way this actually happens.

 

DMX will be dead the first time that he knocks Zimmerman down.

 

Why DMX, was Jose Canseco unavailable?

Or were they afraid his twin brother Ozzie would show up in his place?

 

Fixed ...

 

I like this idea. Anything that ends with George Zimmerman getting his ass kicked is good in my book. Too bad this is, by all accounts, going to be completely bogus. (The promoter refers to these bouts as "the boxing equivalent of the WWE)
My only hope is that DMX agrees to a staged bout and goes off and beats the everloving crap out of Zimmerman.

 

Because I'm sure the promoter's grand idea was to cash in on the sight of a black man beating the shit out of Zimmerman. A white or Latino opponent wouldn't have nearly the pay per view allure.

BTW, sounds like DMX is a gem of a guy himself. Had to do a google search to remind myself who he was, and was met with tales of 12 kids by a wide array of women and numerous prior arrests on charges that include rape, unlawful imprisonment and animal cruelty.

This thing sounds like a bad idea all around. Not only financially rewards couple Grade A douchebags but also is designed to stir up racial animosity. And I would bet it likely never actually happens.

 

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/01/dmx-george-zimmerman-boxing-match-piss-dead-body-trayvon-martin/

DMX adds, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."

DMX says, "Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him ... right in his muthaf**kin face."

 

And DMX probably knows how to because, unlike Zimmerman, he's been in jail

 

Nothing like cashing in on your fame for killing somebody.

 

How would you suggest he pay his bills?

His employment opportunities are not great.

 

He's an artiste!

 

Undercard should be Casey Anthony vs. Courtney Love.