Gay People Are Wrecking Our Marriages!

That's gotta be it.
http://www.coxwashington.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/washington/washington/entries/2007/02/05/republican_pres.html

 

My question:

Is Chuck Hagel's wife really named Lillibet?

Or was that a typo?

 

Nope.
Lillibet Zimmer.

 

I know I'm going to hell for this, but the observation that the Mormon was the only GOP candidate without multiple wives made me giggle.

I was also unaware that Rudy had a marriage annuled.

 

Fenian, my friend. You forgot the all too appropriate "FACT." at the end of your thread title!

God is not happy.

 

Better than Gingrich, who divorced one in her hospital bed as she recovered from cancer.

 

Way to work Gingrich into the third paragraph.
Very relevant.