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Gatorade commercials

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Those Gatorade commercials with Keith Jackson are awesome.

    I know they're a couple years old, but they still kick ass anyway.
  2. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Second that.

    Whoa Nellie's got one of the greatest voices in human history. Him and Scully.
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Saturday afternoons in the fall just aren't the same without Keith Jackson and/or Dan Fouts/Bob Griese.

    As good as Fouts was with Jackson, Fouts is horrific as a pbp with Brant.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    that's because he's working with Tim Fucking Brant.
  5. You guys can keep the Keith Jackson Gatorade commercials.

    I like the ones where Gatorade is sending subliminal sexual suggestions.

  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  8. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I still want to see Whoa Nelly do one of those commercial for jean shorts, which also rose to prominence in Gainesville.

    Keith: "The Swamps of North Florida can get hot."
    Billy Ray: "Real hot."
    Keith: "Fortunately, scientists at the University of Florida decided to try something new. They cut parts of the legs away from blue jeans and created "jorts," which urbandictionary.com says are "mostly worn by children and douchebags."
    Billy Ray: "It's like, they're way less hot than normal jeans, but they're still jeans, and I can still fit my Skoal in there. They look great with Reebok high tops."
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