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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Human_Paraquat, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. Human_Paraquat

    Human_Paraquat Active Member

    I see this was mentioned briefly on another threat, but it probably deserves its own.

    If your sense of humor is as questionable and depraved as mine, you'll probably consider this the reason twitter was invented: www.twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw

    Some of the gems so far:

    "Don Mattingly started a bi-monthly magazine called "Breath Powered Mobility" he had a thing for girls in wheelchairs."

    "We used to call Curt Schilling's wife a 'Cleveland Brown.' Nice uniform, ugly helmet!"

    "Do you remember when sodomy was illeagal? Don Zimmer does... And he still doesn't think it's funny"

    "In '89 Kevin Mitchell showed up at spring training in work boots, jean shorts and a cock ring. No one said a f*ckng word. He got 9 RBI's"
  2. fishhack2009

    fishhack2009 Active Member

    Over-under on when the cease-and-desist letter goes out on this one?
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    All these nice little anecdotes were funnier 40 years ago when Jim Bouton wrote them.
  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Unbelievable. Stuff's about as funny as cancer. Low-level thug-frat jock humor . . . sorta like you find on weekday
    mornings on WFAN.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Aren't you being a bit kind?
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