Gary Coleman: 40-year-old virgin

So she would be his wife/friend-who's-a-girl?

 

That's not a virgin. That's someone is who is either asexual or a eunuch.

 

Why in the world would you admit that?

 

Well it might earn him a reality show or a guest appearance on Hannah Montana's show.

 

Probably taken out of context or misquoted. That's what I'd say, anyway.

 

He's so short, he'd have to go up on her.

 

Nice to see we've pulled out the Katie Lea card on this thread. They'll be divorced by the All-Star Break or when the Orioles are officially out of the race, whichever comes first.

 

After looking at the picture I was guessing "stunt double for Seabiscuit".

 

Hopefully, D_B won't post pics to get this thread locked.

 

Not much chance of him finding naked Gary Coleman photos, apparently.

 

Son of a bitch messaged me those Lohan photos. When I opened the message (not knowing what the message was) I was a split second from my boss seeing them. Piece of shit.

Back to Gary: Is there a possible physical problem with his weiner?

Oh and...

That's hilarious.

 

Gary Coleman always makes me feel better about myself.