Garnett to Melo (allegedly): "Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios."

The fact the KG hasn't lost teeth, had not had his nose or jaw broken due to an 'inadvertent' elbow shows just what a pussy league the NBA is.

 

Could Dolan be more of a fucking joke?

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/8846244/new-york-knicks-record-talk-carmelo-anthony-chicago-bulls

 

LA LA ‏@lala
Not for nothing,but we ALL deserve a check or some free cereal 4all the publicity we've given Honey Nut Cheerios! LOL #cantbelieveeverything

 

New York: Mark Tatum, WNBA Executive Vice President for Marketing and Michael Harad, Marketing Director, General Mills Cereal Division have announced that Honey Nut Cheerios will be the Official Cereal of the WNBA. General Mills is also developing a new cereal designed exclusively for WNBA players and fans, it will taste like Honey Nut Cheerios, only without the nuts.

 

Did you see on the IMDB listing for Night Dreams, the man credited for playing "Cream of Wheat" is "Fast Steppin' Freddie?" For some reason that cracked me up.

 

Are we sure he even said it?

http://theclassical.org/articles/sex-lies-and-honey-nut-cheerios-a-conversation-with-incarcerated-bob

 

No legitimate news outlets have reported the Honey Nut Cheerios line, and most reported that there was no proof Garnett specifically targeted Lala at all. Doc Rivers said he knew what Garnett said, and it wasn't about Lala.

Who cares? It's terrific.

 

Sounds like the guys who did Bad NFL Lip-Reading were behind this.

Seriously that video is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long while.

 

Thats not true, I heard Rivers say that Garnett not only said it, but has been saying shit like that for a long time. That Rivers said he's been invloved in organized basketball since he was 6 years old and that Kevin Garnett is the biggest asshole he's ever encountered. He said that no one likes him on his team, in his league and that even his wife calls him a miserable douche.