Gardner Webb blows UK off the Court in Rupp

Ha!

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My god, I will sleep like a baby tonight.




FUCK YOU, UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY BASKETBALL!!! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A RUSTY PITCHFORK!!!

 

Q: How could this night be any better for IJAG?
A: Tim Couch could have been injesting steroids courtside.

 

Rusty Pitchfork lives in Harrodsburg.

He's been dying to call The Big Blue Line and let everyone from Murray to Pikeville know that UK went to hell in a handbasket when The Baron got soft and started recruiting black players.

 

UK fans can relax. At least Richie Farmer was re-elected yesterday.

 

Damn. Farmer looks every bit the I-just-fucked-the-neighbors-cat dope he looked like during his playing days.



Just because.

 

And there's people talking about him running for guvner.

Well, hell. Why not? There isn't a more worthless office in politics.

 

This upset proves the point that the Southeast Conference is the toughest in all sports, to play in.
The teams have the bestest recruits anywhere and these kids beat themselves up in preseason workouts. The teams then are more apt to get jumped when the whistle blows.
Then, to top all that, the teams start playing each other and everybody REALLY gets bruised up.
Toughest conference in America.

 

Damn, is that Richie Farmer? or Gimel Martinez? because that really looks like the guy Laettner stomped in The Game of the Century.

 

^The top picture is Richie Farmer. The second is Gimel Martinez. Laettner stomped on Aminu Timberlake, who transferred after the 1992 NCAA Tournament.

 

Love your avatar, Agate.