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Game of the year preview....

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by bwright, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. bwright

    bwright Member

    They don't swim here.
    And if I didn't lead with this story, I'd have a lynch mob at my house tomorrow.
     
  2. spud

    spud Member

    Can you smell it?

    There is a big football game going down tonight between Podunk East and State West and they are not just playing for the peanuts now.
     
  3. BadgerBeer

    BadgerBeer Well-Known Member

    How about...

    In last night's JV game little Jimmy Rottencrotch scored 2 TDs and all of his teammates tried really hard as Podunk High beat Shithole High...every JV player for both teams are listed here.........Oh and the varsity play a big game tonight.
     
  4. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    You can afford to live in a house? Now I know you are just messing with us.
     
  5. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Make sure you make a comparison to 9/11. Those are well-received.
     
  6. Den1983

    Den1983 Active Member

    This.

    And make sure to note every single kid on each team's roster. Parents will absolutely looooooooooooove you.
     
  7. Walter_Sobchak

    Walter_Sobchak Active Member

    Tonight's game is a tale of two teams.
     
  8. JimmyHoward33

    JimmyHoward33 Well-Known Member

    And have fun.
     
  9. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Where was Jaycee Dugard the last time these two played a meaningful game?
     
  10. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I got so sick of hockey parents complaints that I did that for a few games last year. 30-inch abomination gamers.
     
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    GAME OF TEH CENTURY!
     
  12. Where the heck are you? Mongolia? I'm 500 miles from an ice-free port and they still swim like crazy here.
     
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