Further proof (if we ever needed any) that the NHL doesn't belong in Nashville

This is beautiful. I don't even have to bait the trap with back bacon.

Keep it up, you crazy bastard.

 

Oh, goodie, a back bacon joke.

What's next, a lumberjack joke?

 

It's like a drug, I tell you.

 

There's a rehab centre around the corner.

 

Gold.

 

Just like in every major American city, n'est pas?

 

Well, along with prisons.

 

And NHL franchises.

 

Better attendance though in your prisons. You guys are good at that.

Hell, if the US prison system ran the NHL, you could have teams in fifty cities.

 

And no instigator penalties!

I'll take that, as opposed to the Canadian justice system, where a two-minute penalty is discounted by 40 seconds right off the top and you get parole after 40 more seconds.

Oh yeah, and if you take more than one penalty at a time, you serve one sentence for all of them simultaneously.