Further evidence gender reveal parties are the worst

Our gender reveal "party" last week turned out to be my wife opening an envelope for me via Facetime as I was sitting in the break room of an autoplant. Not exactly how I pictured it going down growing up, but hey we do what we have to do.

 

Brings a new meaning to "Burn, baby, burn."

 

CONGRATS Hermes!!!!

 

I bet Brett Kavanaugh would have liked it. As long as it had enough beer.

 

Well?

 

You buried the lede here.

Congratulations, and which is it?

 

This kid is going to be depending on me to teach him to be a man. Heaven help him.

But seriously, a top three moment in my life so far finding out.

 

Should I Go to a Gender-Reveal Party?

You can use the answer in your excuse for avoiding the next one you are invited to.

 

Good guy with a gun.

 

Doesn't matter. Gender is a societal construct. The baby can be whatever gender they want, and we must repect their choice.








/sarcasm

 

What do you expect when you mix a gender reveal party with Applebees?

Police investigating assault, fight during gender reveal party at Applebee’s in Ohio

 

They’re used to disputes at the table.