Funny fantasy football picks

Henry Burris. I didn't have him, my opponent did.

 

Yea, I drafted Warner his big year with St. Louis too. I picked him up in the last round of a 14-team league. I figured I could use a starting QB on a bye week, although I forget who my other QB was.

Led me to the league title that year.

 

Chris "Cab" Calloway and Tony "Touchdown" Simmons once served as the WR duo that propelled me to the title.

 

Henry Burris, pride of Spiro, Oklahoma. Was that the week he started and lost 15-0 to the Bucs?

 

Burris is lighting it up in the CFL now.

 

Any QB taller than 5-6 lights it up in the CFL.

 

No, it was the Sunday or Monday night five-INT game against the FudgePackers.

 

He was just trying to be like his hero, Brett Favre.

 

He should have started taking Vicodin then.

 

I won my first and only fantasy football title one year when Terrell Davis went in the tank against the Dolphins on a Monday Night. Davis only needed like 20 yards or something for my opponent to win and he got hurt or something and never made it. It was a complete fluke, the kind of thing that usually goes against you in all betting matters.

 

I won that year, too. My opponent had Davis, Ed McCaffrey and someone on the Dolphins, and I had the Dolphins' defense. I went into the game ahead by about five points and won by a couple. It was only that owner's second loss of the entire year, and, given it was my older brother, he wasn't too happy. He also had Cunningham as his QB and the Vikes were beating the Jags so bad that week he was pulled from the game at half.

 

In 1990 I drafted San Diego's Rod Bernstine as my tight end. He came into the league as an H-back/TE, but was moved to RB that season. Although he only gained like 600 yards and had 4 TDs, he had a few 100-yard games that season and was a force as a TE.