Funniest Movies Ever?

Men In Tights gets me with every scene. I love it. I'm probably the only guy on the planet who made a three-store journey to get the DVD when I found it was out last year.

And I fell asleep the first time I saw Napoleon Dynamite. In the theater. On a "first" date. I got back together with my ex, and our first date back together was a viewing of Napoleon Dynamite. I fell asleep within a half-hour, and she got tired of waking me up half-way through the movie.

 

Coming to America
Trading Places
Tommy Boy
Breakfast Club
Ghostbusters
What About Bob?

 

Maybe because I watched it when I was 11 or 12, but I don't think I've ever laughed harder at anything than I did when I watched Spaceballs for the first time.

 

When I pulled it over his head, the collar was popped. And since he was already dressed in plaid shorts and sandals, I took a few photos and sent them to my wife, entitling them: Douchebag in Training.

The collar is a joke. He didn't leave the house like that.

 

My parents said the same thing about me -- last week.

 

Four pages in, and only one mention?
I don't know why, but it kills me every time:

 

Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?

 

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

 

Me. If I get drunk and fall down and hurt myself I might lose.