Fun with captions: Favre & Rodgers

Seriously. Peter King told me this was his real grade point at Ohio U.

 

Rodgers, "I'm No. 1"
Favre, "No. 1 plus this one over here."

 

Rodgers: "Can I play now?"
Favre: "We'll see, Aaron. There's this much of a chance I'm retiring."

 

"You see that? That's my throwing arm! I'm so wasted!"
"I'm going to fuck you and you. that's right, Ted and Mike. I'm looking at you. Going to fuck you good."

 

Rodgers: Guess which throw I am mimicking...I'll give you a hint, it was against the Giants, in the playoffs, in overtime....come on...just guess
Favre: You know where you were during that game? On the bench. Riiiiight over there.
Rodgers: Fuck you old man. I could take you.
Favre: Ever hear of old man strength, bitch?
Rodgers: We can both agree that Craig Nall smells like a hooker's pussy after a prison gangbang, right
Favre: Yeah. That kid needed to take a shower....

 

Favre: Dude, my schlong is this long.
Rodgers: Bullsh*t, old man. You can take your lies, walk out and retire.

 

Green Bay quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers, left, and Brett Favre show how many fingers it takes to plug their assholes.

 

this wins.

 

Didn't even need to be said.

 

"I'll take one vicadin."

"I'll have two."

 

Reporter: So, Brett, how much longer before you hang it up for good?
Rodgers: You said one more year, right? One more year and the job is finally mine? And then I can take my name off the list of draft busts?
Favre: Easy there, Skippy. One more year, that's right. Or is it two? Or am I signaling 11? I outlasted Mark Brunell, I can outlast you, Dickface.
Rodgers: So...does that mean you won't show me how to throw that out route to the cornerback?