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Fun with captions: Favre & Rodgers

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jul 12, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

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  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Seriously. Peter King told me this was his real grade point at Ohio U.
  3. Rodgers, "I'm No. 1"
    Favre, "No. 1 plus this one over here."
  4. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Rodgers: "Can I play now?"
    Favre: "We'll see, Aaron. There's this much of a chance I'm retiring."
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "You see that? That's my throwing arm! I'm so wasted!"
    "I'm going to fuck you and you. that's right, Ted and Mike. I'm looking at you. Going to fuck you good."
  6. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Rodgers: Guess which throw I am mimicking...I'll give you a hint, it was against the Giants, in the playoffs, in overtime....come on...just guess
    Favre: You know where you were during that game? On the bench. Riiiiight over there.
    Rodgers: Fuck you old man. I could take you.
    Favre: Ever hear of old man strength, bitch?
    Rodgers: We can both agree that Craig Nall smells like a hooker's pussy after a prison gangbang, right
    Favre: Yeah. That kid needed to take a shower....
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  7. Favre: Dude, my schlong is this long.
    Rodgers: Bullsh*t, old man. You can take your lies, walk out and retire.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Green Bay quarterbacks Aaron Rodgers, left, and Brett Favre show how many fingers it takes to plug their assholes.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    this wins.
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  10. Didn't even need to be said.
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  11. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    "I'll take one vicadin."

    "I'll have two."
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Reporter: So, Brett, how much longer before you hang it up for good?
    Rodgers: You said one more year, right? One more year and the job is finally mine? And then I can take my name off the list of draft busts?
    Favre: Easy there, Skippy. One more year, that's right. Or is it two? Or am I signaling 11? I outlasted Mark Brunell, I can outlast you, Dickface.
    Rodgers: So...does that mean you won't show me how to throw that out route to the cornerback?
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