Fun with captions, DMN version

Ace, it took me a moment -- which it probably shouldn't have, I admit -- but that was dayumn funny.

 

Two area youths do not quite have the concept of "mooning" down pat yet.

 

Rayford Jackson, left, and Johnny Wilson have grown tired of the "boxers or briefs" question. Here they answer it while working on their 1993 Acura Integra on Thursday, August 31, 2006. Both wear boxers. (AP photo/F. Oftha Loom)

 

I know I'm breaking thread rules by offering commentary vs caption, but I must offer up that when I was in my younger days, I swore to myself that I would never make fun or find fault in how the youth of the day choose to dress, which considering some of the getups I wore in the mid-late 70s was a pretty wise choice.

Unfortunately, I have just not been able to hold up to my commitment. Jesus H, when did it become fashionably acceptable to have the better part of your underwear showing, shorts basically held up at dong level and landing at mid - ankle. Pull those fuckin' pants up!

Signed,
Jaded, middle aged, and apparently fashionably unhip