Fun website for sj.comers--5ive

http://www.5ives.com/


Five reasons the terrorists hate us (apart from “our freedom”)

1) Wal-Mart’s everyday low prices
2) those accursed speakers of truth at Fox News
3) the bodacious racks of our many former child stars
4)those delicious steak fries
5)Bladder Buster Thursdays at that one place near campus

Five ways your histrionic anti-abortion friend might refer to a fetus

1) pre-huggable cutiebunchkins
2) unrealized attorney
3)The Lord’s compulsory intercourse receipt
4)untapped angel cluster
5) ante-baptized believer cells