Fun and interesting twitter

This is the not-fun-but-definitely-interesting part of the thread.

 

There’s a point where “kinky” surpasses “perverted” and becomes just a bad idea.

This is that point.

 

I've shot foreign object films on patients coming through the ER. You have no idea how many people have any number of objects inside their body and no idea how they got there, just "abdominal pain".

My favorite was the guy who had a bottle of Prell Shampoo (you have to be an old, remember the commercial where they dropped a pearl in the bottle?) up his butt. Given the shape of the bottle, once the door slammed shut behind it, there was no way he could get it out. Then there was the lady with a gear shift knob way up inside her hoohoo. We had a guy who was mentally ill, who swallowed random things. Keys, coins, bottle caps, wire, forks, you name it. He was such a frequent flier (and owed the hospital so much money) that if the security guard at the ER entrance spotted him coming he'd put him in a taxi to the county general hospital. I wish I had one of his films to show off, it was really impressive.

Anyhow. Prell bottle:

 

Gives new meaning to the term "sounding".

 

Ok, we have the poin thread. Can’t we honor @nuetral corner’s contribution to this thread by naming it after him?

 

Seconded.

 

Here is a guy who has clearly been rocking out to Rage Against The Machine for 28 years without actually listening to the lyrics long enough to figure out which machine the band was raging against.



Yeah, that went over well. Yeah, he deleted his account.



Reaction was about what you’d expect.





This is not the first time Tom Morello has schooled an idiot who never paid attention to the lyrics.