FU Burger King

Merci.

 

So you gys are saying I should avoid Carl's Jr. nexty week when I'm in Cali? And yes, I will be doing an In-N-Out Burger run.

We don't have Hardee's/Carl's Jr. up here and the only thing I get at BK - like twice a year - is a Whopper. Took my son and my mother to Wendy's for a quick lunch yesterday. I think my beloved Big Bacon Classic is shrinking.

 

BK fries used to be good, but about 15 years or so ago they changed them. They now suck.

 

More Hardee's porn:








But hey, at least you can have a salad!

 

The ketchup/mustard combo and the diced onions always make me crave those double cheeseburgers. The dollar price doesn't hurt, either, in a "what the hell" kind of way.

 

KETCHUP SUCKS!

 

pallister. dead. to. me.

 

Try working there for a while and see what you say about the diced "onions" ...

I've never been able to look at any onion the same since working for the arches in high school.

 

Stopped a McDonald's a little north of Columbus, Ohio, a few years back and and Mrs. fossywriter8 ordered a cheeseburger with extra onions. She got them. There were so many minced (yes, I swear they were minced) onions that you couldn't see the hamburger meat, and it caused the bun to totter. She basically took the top bun off, tilted the cheeseburger sideways and scraped the onions off into a pile. She said it still tasted horrible.

Another time at the McDonald's here in town, I ordered the Big 'N Tasty, but noticed an unauthorized added ingredient -- a hair. I'm not talking your regular kind of hair or -- thank goodnes -- the short and curly kind, but an extremely long, black, thick hair.
I took the burger back to the counter and told the girl working the register. I thought she was going to collapse from fear and anger between appologizing to me and yelling at the cook.

 

C'mon Rosie, send him to his room for speaking ill of ketchup, the only condiment worth a damn.

 

I'm suspicious. Where's his other hand?

 

I saw BK's commercial for the first time, the one where the king's son kicks him in the shin. And the wife looked so familiar for some reason... Then it hit me: she used to be Nicole on Days of our Lives! And yes, I'm shamed for knowing that.