Frying kittens. Starman justice needed here

[Smallpotatoes]

Kittens Thrown in Frying Pan in N.Y.
By Associated Press
6 hours ago

BUFFALO, N.Y. - Five kittens thrown into a frying pan with pork chops and hot oil were recovering at an animal shelter Monday, and the man accused of scalding them was awaiting a court appearance.

The kittens, about six or seven weeks old, were injured Saturday when a visitor threw them into the cooking pan, authorities said.

The kittens suffered slightly burned skin and are expected to recover.

The resident of the apartment had left the kitchen, where he was cooking at the stove, when the kittens were scorched.

"The (visitor) started taking his clothes off, took two kittens, put them in the frying pan with the hot oil and pork chops and began swishing them around," said Charles Loubert Sr., an animal control officer. "Then he threw one kitten on the floor and he took the other one and wiped it off on the wall. Then he put three more kittens into the frying pan."

Police said they anticipated the suspect, whose identity was not released, would be charged Tuesday with animal cruelty.

 

[pallister]

Why was he taking his clothes off? Kittens might have gotten off easy.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

What an amateur. You're supposed to skin the kittens, put them in the fridge for several hours with a dry rub coating of oregano, fresh pepper and a twinge of chili powder, then sautee with green peppers and red onions, adding a touch of linguini at the end. I mean, who wants to pick fur out from their teeth?

 

[Bubbler]

I'm not a cat guy, but they should let the kittens paw at his catnip-covered nutsack for a few hours.

 

[Cadet]

I'm not a cat guy, but they should let the kittens paw at his catnip-covered nutsack for a few hours.

That's an awesome punishment.

What's the O/U this guy was tweaking?

 

[User 1019]

I don't think I've ever read anything so disturbing.

 

[Bubbler]

I mean, who wants to pick fur out from their teeth?

There's a joke there somewhere.

 

[BYH]

What an amateur. You're supposed to skin the kittens, put them in the fridge for several hours with a dry rub coating of oregano, fresh pepper and a twinge of chili powder, then sautee with green peppers and red onions, adding a touch of linguini at the end. I mean, who wants to pick fur out from their teeth?

Outing alert: PDB is a cook at a Chinese buffet.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

What an amateur. You're supposed to skin the kittens, put them in the fridge for several hours with a dry rub coating of oregano, fresh pepper and a twinge of chili powder, then sautee with green peppers and red onions, adding a touch of linguini at the end. I mean, who wants to pick fur out from their teeth?

Outing alert: PDB is a cook at a Chinese buffet. 

Heck yeah. I work at Wong Foo's Mortuary and All-Nite Diner: Where Mom's Secret Ingredient is Mom.

 

[Beef03]

What an amateur. You're supposed to skin the kittens, put them in the fridge for several hours with a dry rub coating of oregano, fresh pepper and a twinge of chili powder, then sautee with green peppers and red onions, adding a touch of linguini at the end. I mean, who wants to pick fur out from their teeth?

Outing alert: PDB is a cook at a Chinese buffet. 

Heck yeah. I work at Wong Foo's Mortuary and All-Nite Diner: Where Mom's Secret Ingredient is Mom.

Reminds me of a Chinese food buffet chain in Alebrta (could hae been bigger, all I know is they had restraunts in Edmonton and Calgary) called Foody Goody. Was shut down a few years ago when it was discovered at least one of the restraunts was using stray cat and dogs in their dishes.