From the "It could only happen to the Royals" category...

His hero worship of Jeter borders on criminal charges of stalking.

 

And it was a such a good thread too.

 

"You called?"

 

This happened at a minor-league game here in Podunk on opening day. The dog came out of the bun, too, and led to the greatest sentence I've ever seen in print.

"The naked wiener landed in a frightened woman's lap."

 

nicely done

 

Well done, sir.

 

The guy who got smacked with Slugerrr's wayward wiener lo those many years ago has gotten a new trial, and the case could lead to the end of mascots tossing stuff into the crowd.

http://news.yahoo.com/court-royals-fan-hit-hot-dog-gets-trial-215035471--spt.html

 

Tell you what, the collective efforts to avoid d_bs around here lately have been out-fucking-standing.

 

Ecclesiastes 1:9.
Turn, turn, turn.
It is what it is.

 

I just happened to remember posting on this thread a couple years ago, and figured it'd be easier to resurrect than rehash.
Doing a search for "Slugerrr" was also quick and easy.