From the "It could only happen to the Royals" category...

Figures the Royals would get sued for the only strike they threw the whole year.

 

Three rrr's, my man.

 

Zack Greinke disagrees. If you were a White Sox (Sock?), he'd drill you in the back.

 

No way, I loved that guy! (Who, I heard, is doing his thing KC T-Bones games these days. He quit when the Royals asked him to sell beer; he refused, lemonade was his niche, so he quit. Or so I heard.)

 

I remember playing one of the EA Sports Baseball games a few years (or more) back and you could hear that guy's call in the background every once in a while at Kauffman Stadium. Had to hear it two or three times to believe it.

 

http://www.foxsportskansascity.com/05/24/12/Brett-admires-Jeter-despite-the-pinstrip/landing_royals.html?blockID=735078&feedID=5089

George Brett salutes Jeter as he prepares to pass Brett on the all-time hit list.

 

Talk about wayward wieners.

 

Fucking Jimmy.

The infatuation with Jeter borders on the disturbing.

 

Borders?

 

Jimy. One 'em.'

Thus pronounced 'jeye - me.'

And Queen Elizabeth decrees that HRH Princess Mary of Denmark operate the hot dog cannon at jubilee.

 

Something tells me Manky wouldn't mind taking Jetes' hot dog to his smush.. not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

While his commitment to the character is admirable, the Jon Saraceno-worshipping iteration of Manky was WAY more entertaining.