From Dusk Till Dawn

So I walk in my door, flip on the TV, and keep walking back to my bedroom. I hear music that sounds familiar, but can't place it.

Come back to the front...and Clooney and gang have just started getting the table dance from Ms. Hayek.

TNT, vampires are just forming.

Join me, won't you?

 

What were they, psychos?

Psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires, Carlos! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

 

Yet another reminder that Tarantino should stay behind the camera.

 

I followed that up with an edited final hour of Pulp Fiction on Bravo (see my sig).

Nothing quite like watching PG versions of great movies.

 

Final hour? I'd be surprised if the PG version of Pulp Fiction lasted an hour!

 

Here's how it went:

"Oh no, I shot Marvin in the face!"
(cut)
*Jules sipping coffee in Jimmy's kitchen*
"Mmmm this is some good coffee!"

Entire chunks gone. The car-cleaning scene? Gone. No "mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

 

I'm as straight a girl as they come, but that table dance scene is always incredible.

 

True

 

A lot like Mike Damone drinking iced tea and somehow impregnating Stacy Hamilton in the process.

 

I'd rather have the Cheap Trick tickets.

 

In a lapdance? SURE!