Frightening.

No strange piercings and a lack of eyeliner make it not so goth. As a former goth, trust me on this.

 

Be sure to tell her that she's a dog in the presence of Cameron Diaz.

Unless you really are on the phone with her-- in which case, tell her I'll see her at the gym tomorrow at 6.

 

The opposite of frightening:

 

She looks like one of the Joker's victims in Batman (1989).

Pasty complexion, bright red lips and insane smile.

 

Fuck damn.

 

As if we needed any extra reason to hate Derek Jeter.

 

She's still the sexiest woman alive to me. Scarlett ain't got shit on Jessica.

 

I still think about Scarlett's tawdry spread in Esquire. Dirty girl.

 

And she wears out a pair of ripped faded blue jeans just as incredibly.

Made the Texas Chainsaw Massacre well worth watching.

 

Still find it hard to believe Jessica Biel got her start on the most milquetoast of shows, "7th Heaven."

Good thing she's off the show now. It'd be tough to write her rampant sexiness into it.

tonight, on a very special 7th Heaven...Mary learns ATM is more than just a place to get money.

 

Speaking of freightning and ATM ... where's Boots been lately?

 

i saw jessica biel during the red carpet show on e! -- mrs. shockey made me watch -- and let me just say "amen" to the choir. what an incredible specimen she is. simply stunning.