Friendly reminder...Major League is on Versus

Also, it's berry bad to steal Jobu's rum. Berry bad.

 

Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

 

That movie never gets old, even if it's on Versus. But they edit out some good parts.

 

The fight scene between Vaughn and Dorn in the locker room is always comical once they edit the language.

 

I told my brother I know just about every bit of silly trivia this movie has. He tried to test me on it a few weeks back, asking the name of the only player that you see get cut in spring training. Mere child's play, that question.

 

"Dear heavenly Father ... we pray that you ..."

BOOM!

"Jesus Christ, Cerrano!"

"Have to wake up bats!"

 

"Strike this [deepvoice]GUY[/deepvoice] out!"

 

My favorite has always been when Harris lectures Cerrano on Christianity whilst reading a Hustler on the plane ride.

 

I love the scene where Jake interrupts the dinner party.

 

Old lady: "The Indians . . . I didn't know they still had a team"
Jake: "Yea, we have uniforms and everything. It's great!"

 

Dude: "Stay away from her."
Jake: "Fuck you."

 

"Uh-oh, Rexy. Don't think this one's got the distance."