Friday the 13th, the remake

Due out Feb. 13, 2009:

 

When do I get to see the sailboat?

(Translation: I have no idea what that is supposed to be, TSP).

It could be worse. They could bring back Friday the 13th: The Series.

 

That site doesn't allow image-linking, TSP.

 

I'm guessing it's the new Jason Voorhees mask. Available at Dick's Sporting Goods for $39.95.
Sad to see it doesn't have the old ax wound, though. I always thought it was cool that they kept that there through all of the films.

 

This could be the worst movie remake idea ever. Friday the 13th wasn't very good any way, and the sequels are awful.

 

This is what, film No. 12 in the series (if you count Freddie vs. Jason)?

 

One of them had Horshak from Welcome Back Kotter and an Alice Cooper song, Man Behind the Mask.

 

That would be Part VI: Jason Lives.
Other stars to be menaced by Jason include Kevin Bacon (part 1), Corey Feldman (Part 4) and Crispin Glover (part 4).
I've seen these things waaaaayyyy too many times.

 

Kevin Bacon wasn't menaced by Jason. He was murdered by Mrs. Vorhees in Part I.

I agree that this is a bad idea, but the original wasn't a bad movie at all.

 

The original was pretty damned good.

Jason X, though? It sucked.