Fresh Klosterman here! Get your ice-cold Chuck Klosterman here!!

New Chuck Klosterman article on Kevin Garnett + the Celtics in NYT's Play this Sunday. I haven't read it but will:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/02/sports/playmagazine/02play-klosterman.html?pagewanted=print

Also, articles by Pat Jordan and Jonathan Mahler (Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bronx is Burning). Mahler's is on the next generation of Steinbrenner's taking over the Yankees and is very good.

 

Good read, TSP.
Thanks for the link.

 

Damn you, Chuck Klosterman -- DAAAAAAMN YOU TO HELL! I have just read the first section of your article and it went down as smooth as ice cream. It's so good, but those 600 words read like they just fell out of your fingertips onto the computer screen. How do you do it? How do you make it look so simple?? DAMN YOU!!

 

I'm on a diet. Got any Klosterman Lite?

 

Sure. Here's some Bill Simmons......

 

Yes, Chuck, how is it that you suck so much?

 

He said Klosterman Lite, not Reduced For Quick Sale Klosterman

 

Klosterman grows beard, prepares debut novel:

http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/6749/news/book/chuck_klosterman_preps_debut_novel_downtown_owl

http://comm.rider.edu/wordpress/2008/03/28/musings-of-a-pop-culture-guru/

 

He's fakely salted sunflower seeds, just without the chewable fun.

 

And now Zeke's gotta slap a bitch?

Klosterman's cool. I don't like all his stuff, but he's smart and witty. I can see how he isn't some folks cup of tea, but he's certainly worth reading.

 

He's a waste of your time.

And the people who prop him up as some new intellect for a new frontier are no different than the people who think they're treating themselves to real Italian at the Olive Garden.

Bad haircut, too.