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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PeteyPirate, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    No, you shouldn't have.

    Schieza, he who looks like Drew Carey, posts about "having sex" with "fat chicks" as a point of humor all the time. It's hilarious.

    I can't wait for the day he discovers mom jokes. The world may never recover.
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    One can make jokes about mothers?

    Explain how.
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    OK, Zeke, now mind you I've never actually seen it done. I think it's somewhat cutting edge.

    But apparently, when one is trying to "diss" others and show some "skills" as a humorist, one can call into question another person's parentage.

    One example comes from Napoleon Dynamite. You can distinctly hear Kip say "Your mom goes to college" from off-camera. Now, obviously they couldn't SHOW him saying that. The riots would have been disastrous. But that was probably just a movie trick. Certainly no one would pull something that harsh out in conversation.

    Again, it's all in philosophical journals and psychological case studies right now. Maybe, in our lifetime, we can make it happen.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I knew what that was. My college adviser played that for us during one of her classes.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Let me tell you, that's kind of scary stuff.

    I mean, I'm all for kidding around, but there's no need to involve mothers and ethnic heritage and the like.

    If you must do that kind of stuff, I say take it to the PMs.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Happy "I respect your family tree" day, Zeke.
     
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    And a very happy Your Mother Seems Like A Nice Person Day to you, too.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Soft-core porn would last me four days. I've been spoiled by Internet porn. I'll never be able to go back. Magazines are a fun trip down memory lane -- and the memory is good, too -- but they lack variety after a while. YouPorn is the gift that keeps on giving -- in more ways than one ... so I've heard.
     
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    OUTING ALERT! Football_Bat is....

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  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How often do you see it?
     
  11. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    These guys at work tell your mom jokes all the time. One of them is 19 so I get it, but the other dude is like 27.

    BTW IJAG, the better reference for "Your Mom" jokes is White Men Can't Jump
     
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Ross,

    I will never reference that movie as long as I draw breath.

    IJAG
     
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