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Free Fappy!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 16, 2015.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Horrors. The anti-masturbation dolphin has been arrested. For masturbating. I wish I was this creative.

    Best part of it was my daughter calling after someone explained to her why Fappy was a pretty funny name.


    FREE FAPPY! I need to get t-shirts made.
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    His life is over now. It has no porpoise.
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I immediately thought of Pee Wee Herman. When he got arrested, you could buy "I'm Pulling for Pee Wee" T shirts.
  4. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Eyeing little fins with bad intent.... Oh, Aqua Lung.
    Huggy and Mr. Sunshine like this.
  6. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

    When you fall off the wagon, you might as well go whole hog.

    [EDIT: Sadly, this appears to be a hoax. And our world is poorer for it.]
  7. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    Just so we're clear, everyone knows this isn't real, right? His name is fucking Fappy.

    And that's not the CBS web site.
    sgreenwell likes this.
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yes, I think everybody probably figured that out pretty quickly. I'll admit I saw the headline and thought, what!??!!? But it takes about two seconds of reading to realize it is satire.
  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Probably more true than the Steve Jobs movie.
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If orcas have their dorsal fins go limp when they're sad, I guess it's safe to assume what Fappy looks like right now.
  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I really wanted this to be true.
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How do you handcuff a dolphin?
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