Fredo's Biggest Lie...Ever!

Nothing wrong with being a sockless drunk in your twenties . . . unless you look to have Daddy's help every step of the way during your upward fall to a position where you can do sustained damage to millions of people.

That's a problem.

 

Don't forget the porkpie hat. Once a cheerleader, always a cheerleader.



I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed. It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks.

 

Goodbye, PorkPie hat.

 

I asked my kids for a top hat for Christmas and I didn't get it. So I canceled all their birthday parties for the year.

 

but i don't even know who jebus is.

 

Love your enemies, even so far as sucking up to them. But never, ever, ever take a stand, and NEVER offend them. Your motto.

 

even jesus would slap the dogpiss out of you.

 

just sayin'.

 

Who do you think is my enemy? And you have no idea about what I take a stand on. I stand up to you, modern-day pharisee. How's that for offending?

 

I liked the slap-the-dogpiss theology better.

 

Hey shorty, you don't know me either, or what I've done with my life, or what I'm about. Other than being self-pious, and seemingly a close cousin to Alley, who knows what else about what you are.