Fraternities Gone Wild, Part ?

His "statement" is the best.

Starting with the contention that Bill Clinton, my grandfather, and every frat bro in recorded history have also posted nude pictures of passed out women on Facebook, and ending with this:

Thus it is laughably pathetic to see the media spring on an occasional incident such as this, especially a media complicit in overturning the same sexual mores and moral standards that for millennia had at least to some extent curbed outright licentiousness. The fire of indignant, misplaced self-righteousness that looks to ruin people's lives and unjustly ruin reputations is the abuse and violation that should be at the center of discussion, not the humorous, albeit possibly misguided, antics of a bunch of college kids.

I can't, for the life of me, figure out what that first sentence means. Someone must've gotten him a thesaurus for Christmas.

 

Yeah, that whole thing was.....yikes.

 

Here's hoping he gets the chance to increase his community service minutes. Maybe in an orange jumpsuit.

 

We took nude, drunk, passed-out photos of each other in my KDR days.

Our version of Facebook was the cafeteria bulletin board.

 

Don't worry. Penn State will host a dance marathon for charity and everything will be A-OK.

 

Come on now. The fraternity's national headquarters is suspending the chapter for a full one year. They mean business.

 

Has anyone thought of the waitresses if they suspend the chapter [/low hanging fruit]?

 

I guess Double Secret Probation didn't take.

 

There are a lot of hard-working American Eagle and Gap and Old Navy employees in the area, and it's not fair to prevent them from selling their monthly allotment of polo shirts just because there are a few scamps in this fraternity.

 

Not to mention the Jeep dealers.

 

Are you kidding? I'm sure all of their dads own a dealership.

 

Don't be an ass. That has nothing to do with this.

On second thought, that's fine. Have at it. Poke fun at a student charity because the frat boys are cretins. Indicative of this site and where it's gone.