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Four Loko

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by YankeeFan, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That's why I was asking the question about the rate or percentage. Saying six kids went to the ER after drinking this product doesn't tell you anything. It just sounds ominous.
     
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    It has the consistency of horse semen with the taste of cough medicine. No possible way of chugging it without gagging.
     
  3. SoCalScribe

    SoCalScribe Member

    I know so little about horse semen...but I don't really want to do any field research. But if the alternative is drinking a Four Loko, well...
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    ... and after you drink it you feel like you've been rectally violated with a wooden spoon?
     
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I wouldn't go THAT far but the after feeling isn't good.
     
  6. SoCalScribe

    SoCalScribe Member

    Ah, the feeling of that nice, cold bathroom tile against one's face can be so divine.
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I certainly woke up on the bathroom floor my share of times when I was younger.
    Thankfully, it never involved an wooden-spoon insertions.


    FYI, I had a banner made and have it hanging in my home office:
    Do not drink with people from the Baltic states.
     
  8. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Can we include St. Petersburg, Russia in that category?

    Never been so drunk in my life.
     
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I'm talking about inside the stomach, not what happens after you go Loko.
     
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Michigan bans Four Loko.


    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101105/od_yblog_upshot/michigan-colleges-ban-four-loko
     
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