Found a New York hat anybody can wear

So there I was at Best Buy, a $100 gift card burning a hole in my pocket. Looking through the movies, I see a boxed set of The Natural.

Didn't have it on DVD, so I take a look. Not only did the DVD include 15 extra minutes of deleted scenes, but the set included five baseball cards (two Roy Hobbs, one Pop Fischer, one Max Mercy, one Knights team card), an autographed Roy Hobbs baseball and my favorite ... a New York Knights hat.

Wearing it right now. Oh, the set? Just $23. Too bad the set didn't include a coupon for a free Wonderboy bat.

 

Like a real wool Knights hat?

 

I'd only wear a New York Knights hat if it was pink.

 

And then some bitter old guy with marinara stains on his bowling jacket would hate you like you were a teenaged pot dealer who was fucking his daughter.

 

Where do you think I hide the weed?


Keep that under your hat, so to speak.

 

Of course not! It's a cheap adjustable hat, but pretty cool nonetheless.

 

That is pretty cool. I need to pick up that edition just for the hat!

 

But a green hat would be just fine

 

I can see that

 

No, green hats aren't allowed, either. No one can have any fun or like anything unless I say so.

 

Que lastima.

 

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