Foul ball bailer boy sinks to a new low

One of the reader comments on the Deadspin article had me fucking howling....

"You're with me, sparkletits."

 

Yeah ... he's no prize. How'd he pull her for even the ballpark date?

 

If catching a foul ball -- er, having one land near you -- wasn't so random, I'd swear this whole thing was a publicity stunt from the get-go.

 

Well, you have to wonder, given that you can still see him in her Facebook profile picture.



That said, his friends list is public and she is no longer on it, so there'll be no more commenting on each other's walls.

 

Great 18 y/o bod, average face.

 

They look like candy ravers. I'm in love.

 

I believe the correct term is butter face......

 

I'm sure we've all had worse.

 

I was thinking the reverse. She's a cutie from top to bottom.

 

Slipped her some GHB?

 

He's a total 100% over the top arrogant, brash, ignorant tard. Why are you guys surprised? I'm not. Those guys always pulled hotter chicks than guys who exercised, you know, humility, intelligence, compassion, kindness. Those are all admirable traits, but they don't make hot chicks want to pound you when you're 18.

 

most have only had worse