Former MLB pitcher and Tigers announcer the king of the DUI?

Hell, anyone would need a bracer or 30 before driving through 100 feet of snow.

 

I would try to drive with a .48.
Of course, I'd be trying to drive a dumpster or a fire hydrant, but I'd try.

 

Careful putting the key in the ignition.

 

Didn't want this comment to get lost in the shuffle. That's just damn funny...

 

Now GodDAM you, Ace. (Fetching Windex to clean computer screen)

 

Sorensen was a noted drunk and, I believe, cokehead with the Brewers in the late 70s. Too bad, because he had a pretty darn good start to his career.

I got his autograph in the late 70s as a youngster ... at Saz's Bar by my house.

 

Sounds like that was ok as long as you didn't let him drive you home.

 

How did he even walk to the car?

 

They both went to Michigan...

 

with this guy.

 

The driving record is pretty horrendous, but one thing that jumps out is that Sorensen got at least three speeding tickets for going 5 miles over the limit. What's up with that?

Not defending the guy, of course. He should never be allowed behind the wheel of a car again.

 

Maybe the cops plea-bargained it down?

An appropriate punishment for him would be for every day for the rest of his life, he has to meet the family of a drunk driving victim.