Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis could be in major trouble (UPDATE — convicted)

Re: Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis could be in major trouble

You know he won't talk to Gray after touching them all.

 

Re: Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis could be in major trouble

Since it was not consensual I guess this is not one for
The Poin files.

 

Re: Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis could be in major trouble

No, I said BASE on balls!

 

You have to think if Curtis would have listened to more rap music this never would have happened.

 

One of his victims testified he asked her to pray with him immediately after molesting her.
And she did thusly.
And then he asked her if she enjoyed being molested.
Creepy stuff.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2013/08/teen_says_former_major_leaguer.html

 

[Defense attorney David Dodge] said part of Curtis’ training as a former big leaguer was that people have to play through injuries. He said many times that means massaging sensitive areas like the buttocks in order to release lactic acid build-up in the muscles.

“If you’re playing for the Detroit Tigers or the New York Yankees and you get an injury, you don’t get to lie in bed,” Dodge told the jury.

Good luck with that defense, counselor. :

 

True dat! I don't think Kenny Lofton has ever been caught doing something like this.

 

Curtis gets 7-15: http://bit.ly/1bCj8sZ

Does not get a lot of sympathy from former teammate Jeff Nelson:

Jeff Nelson ‏-- @NYnellie43

Chad Curtis 7-15 years, for what he has done, life. Always knew he was a weirdo

 

Oh, har-har-har.

According to Chad, three victims lied -- all three of them -- and then this douchebag wants you to believe that he's a "Christian servant" and also that, oh yeah, there's a great book to be written here if Chad can just get out of prison and HOOK UP with one of his VICTIMS.

God bless me here and now if I missed something in the translation ...

 

Yah, I am sure when Chad is released, the parents of the victims will invite him over for a personal welcome-home session.

 

Oh come on, you know how much lactic acid builds up in the breast during a work out, and that kissing them is a proven method of massaging it out?