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Former high school wrestling coach indicted in Illinois

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by cranberry, May 29, 2015.

  1. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Dennis Hastert, of course, went on to become one of the country's most powerful legislators, but this appears to stem from long ago ... Kind of odd that the US Attorney's office isn't stating what alleged acts Hastert felt so desperate to hide or Individual A's gender. Was Individual A extorting Hastert or was he/she a victim? Or both? I guess we'll know in due time.

    Ex-Speaker Hastert charged with lying to FBI about hush money withdrawals - Chicago Tribune

    Here's the indictment:

    Indictment of former House speaker Dennis Hastert - The Washington Post
     
    Last edited: May 29, 2015
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Could there be something sexual involved in this?
     
  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I'm going to guess it's of the Jerry Sandusky/Josh Duggar variety.
     
  4. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Republican.

    /NoNeedToSayMore
     
  5. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking more he fathered a kid with a high school student.
     
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Who hasn't had impure thoughts?

    Even Jimmy Carter did.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he fathered Patton Oswalt.
     
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That is fucking outstanding! Way to go, Ace.

    And I have been listening to a lot of Patton Oswalt acts through iHeartRadio streaming.
    His "Orgy" lines were great. Fog bank.
     
  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I urge everyone to reserve judgment until an explanation can be crafted as to why this is all Bill Clinton's fault.
     
  10. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    That will haunt my dreams.
     
  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Illinois, a seething pile of fucked-up corruption only Louisiana can truly appreciate.
     
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  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Hastert became well known when he became House Speaker after replacing Robert Livingston, who resigned when news of him having affairs came to light when Larry Flynt sought info on Republicans who were having affairs as well, even though they were leading the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his own sexcapades.

    See, Hastert's problems come back to it being Bill's fault. If only he hadn't dallied with Monica, there never would have been the impeachment, Flynt would never have sought information and Livingston's affairs would have been kept quiet and he would have been Speaker instead of Hastert, who would have been some unknown random Congressman posing behind Bush in photo ops.

    So all of this comes back to the blue dress.
     
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